Ever have one of those days?
One of those…just my luck, stay in bed, bag of of Oreos, watch Die Hard days?
Of course, you have. You’re a human being! Well, as luck would have it, I experienced just such a Crapfest the other day.
I don’t wanna go into details but I was feeling a bit blue. Whenever I get like that my first reaction is to eat/drink my feelings. But if I have an ounce of will power, which is rare, I force myself to get out of the house, out of my head and into my car. So I hopped into P-POS. P-POS stands for Purple Piece of Shit. Hey, it’s a term of endearment, ok!
So…I was driving along, thinking about how I can make beer and cookies go together, when I slowly came to a red light and noticed some green paper on the ground.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: How slow was this chick going?
Answer: Slow enough to know that green paper was $20.
Needless to write, I pulled over, picked up the twenty, stuffed it in my jeans and took off like my ass was on fire. The rest of a day was a blur, but I remember feeling surprised and relieved. Yes, it was only twenty bucks but that’s a whole lot of Oreos…enough to eat through my feelings properly.
In the future, if Oreos aren’t an option, I hope I will have enough energy to make this Brown Butter Pumpkin Shortbread. I’ve worked on this recipe for a minute because cakey pumpkin cookies are just not my thang. It took a few tries but I finally removed most of the water content, as to produce a crispy shortbread. Here’s how I did it.
- Brown Butter. Butter is roughly twenty percent water. When you brown it, the water cooks off.
- Pumpkin Butter. Make a dense decadent pumpkin butter.
- Thin Cookie. Roll the dough no thicker than 1/3″. I prefer 1/8″-1/4″.
Go on, now. Make some brown butter pumpkin shortbread. It’s a wonderful treat…much like the six bags of Oreos I bought with the twenty that I found in the street.
Brown Butter Pumpkin Shortbread Recipe
Note: Use this recipe for Decadent Pumpkin Butter. I used the glaze from Lauren’s Latest Soft Glazed Pumpkin Sugar Cookies.
- ½ c butter, 113g, browned
- ⅓ c powdered sugar, 34g
- 1⅛ c flour, 135g
- ⅛ t salt
- ½ c decadent pumpkin butter, 135g
- ½ t vanilla
- 1 t ground cinnamon
- ½ t ground ginger
- ⅛ t ground cloves
- ⅛ t ground nutmeg
- Cook butter on medium high for 3-5 minutes, until it becomes golden. Pour brown butter in a bowl and let cool.
- Mix the pumpkin butter and powdered sugar.
- Add cool brown butter and vanilla. Mix until fully incorporated.
- Mix flour, salt, and spices.
- Add dry ingredients to the wet and mix well.
- Place dough between two pieces of parchment paper, roll ~1/3in thick and freeze for 10-15 minutes. There's no need to flour the parchment.
- Use a 2¼ in ring to cut out cookies. Re-roll scraps and repeat process.
- Place cookies on baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees for 18-24 minutes.
- Remove cookies and let cool on rack.
- Glaze cookies, if desired.
- Remember: The thicker you roll the cookie, the longer it will take to bake. Watch carefully, as they will burn easily.
Brown Butter Pumpkin Shortbread Photo Notes
by David
This wasn’t fun. Over the years, Mondo and I have shot a lot of cookies for Mondo’s Morsels and frankly, when it comes to photographing cookies, the creativity tank is on “E.”
The Old Days
Years ago when I first started shooting food, film was my thing. It’s almost laughable now, but I would use a 24 exposure roll and dedicate 6 shots to each setup. Film and processing was expensive so this made complete sense. If I didn’t get the shot in 6 tries ….. tough luck.
With digital, I usually dedicate 10-20 shots per setup. For this shoot, I was at 100 shots and had gone from bad to average. The cookies in the cup just weren’t working. I finally got something usable, but it wasn’t great.
When we finally moved over to the green mat with the cookies on the grate, we got it in 6. Go figure.
Lighting
The lighting is the same as the Decadent Pumpkin Butter shoot. Both were done on the same day so I didn’t bother rearranging the strobes.
Technical
Camera: Nikon D90
Lens: Tamron 17-50mm 2.8
Strobes: White Lightning x1600
Tripod: Manfrotto
ISO: 200
Focal Length: 50mm
Shutter: 125
Aperture: f/11
they look yummy!
thanks, Dina! they’re great with or without the icing. if you give them a try let me know what you think.
How thick did you roll out the dough?
I rolled the dough 1/4in thick. If rolled thicker than 1/3in it will be harder to crisp. I’ve added it to the recipe. Thanks.
Sorry for my stupidity, but what is decadant pumpkin butter and how do I make it or where do I buy it? Thanks
There’s no stupidity on your part, donnay…just curiosity. I make my own version of decadent pumpkin butter. I cook it for a long time to reduce the moisture content. Thanks, for reading.
Thanks for answer the previous butter question, Mondo. I was about to go out and get Trader Joe’s pumpkin butter. I found your blog through a Cooking Club of America post on Facebook. I like the way your write – Honest & Funny!
Will be looking at your post directly frequently now.
You honor me with your kind words, Edith. Thank you. I’ve never heard of the Cooking Club of America…I better get on that. Thanks for reading.
Made these cookies today. They were delicious! Very buttery and crisp 🙂
So glad you enjoyed them, Erin! Thanks for stopping by.
What a fabulous blog! Food and photography are both my top hobbies. Love your writing style too. Keep up the good work!
Tina! You are too kind. Thank you so much for your kind words. I promise to do my best. Cheers!
I plan to make these tonight; they look delicious. But I was hoping to use them for a pie crust (if my boys don’t get to them first). How do you think they would hold up? I was going to make a kind of reverse pumpkin pie: pumpkiny crust ginger pie. I will let you know how it turns out. Could be a new Thanksgiving classic!
Thanks, Elizabeth! Have you made your reverse pumpkin pie yet? How did it turn out? Can’t wait to hear all about it. Happy Thanksgiving!
I haven’t tried your cookies, but I work at a marketing firm and have read my fair share of blogs leading up to something. I wanted to let you know that your writing was captivating and had me forgetting that I clicked on this picture to get myself a yummy recipe. A+ on your lead in, reminded me why I love personal blogs (you can get the feel of who the writer is and how they talk about the day-to-day stuff). Keep with the witty-ness!
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This looks so good! What a fun recipe to make for friends in the fall!